Very handsome awkward.

I HAVE INTERNET. OMGOMGOMG I HAVE INTERNET. I LIKE, HAVE INTERNET!

I love my Daddy lah. Make me feel so modern now. Hehehehe. What.

Wheeeee so the mocks are over and I have like a week and a half off. This is very exciting you know why! Cause it’s my first ever holiday (since I started bloody A-levels) that is not happening at the same time as stupid government school holidays!

I don’t really know what difference it makes, but I suppose everywhere will be less packed with little kids running around. And that’s always nice. Heehee. Wahcheh like very old like that. And I also get to do Esther back. “Eh you just came back from school ah? How come you wearing uniform you not on holiday ah? Esther why are you staying up doing homework OOOOOPS sorry forgot you have school!”

Why cannot.

So anyways, this was what got me studying on the first day.

BALLOOOOOONS! I only like helium balloons!

Most other balloons are annoying. The squeaky sound. The bursting randomly. The smell. Not that helium balloons don’t have it, but the floating around makes it worth it hahaha.

Cannot stand it otherwise! When we were blowing like more than 50 balloons for Esther’s party che got so annoyed with me because I kept squealing super loudly “OMG SO BIG THE BALLOON!!!! LATER BURST!!!!” and she’d say with some really stoic face, “where got”, AND CONTINUE BLOWING IT BIGGER. Suchabitch. So inconsiderate never think of other people’s feelings (like mine).

Oh oh oh let me tell you a joke!

(Yay now I can have a ‘joke’ category, because I am such a joke teller hehe.)

See once right, there was this foreigner who runs a mini construction site with 3 main workers. An indian, a malay, and a chinese! So chat Malaysian and muhibahish! But okay anyway that’s besides the point. He wanted to build something right, so he told the chinese to get supplies, the malay to lay the tiles and the indian to cut the wood.

After a while he went around to check on the workers, and he sees the indian and the malay sitting around doing nothing. “WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING!”

“Itu cina la, belum cari supplies!” Eh nolah just kidding it’s like “we don’t have supplies” or whatever other boring version.

So anyway, the boss was damn angry! So he went around the site looking for the chinese, when all of a sudden…

“SAHPLIES!!!!!!!”
(the chinese screams as he jumps out of nowhere with arms held in that ‘V’ shape).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I think it’s damn funny loh.

What.

So. Haha. Thanks B for the sahpliesssss!