My Konstantine.

It’s 5am and finals is in less than a week *diesdiesdies.

Because of overnight mahjong on Saturday night, followed by bringing Lexy to Central Park for Dog Olympics (which is crazy tiring, almost like taking walks in parks), I slept for 11 hours last night -_-.

What a freaking waste of time!

I haven’t covered 10% of the syllabus yet teehee, am I walloped or am I walloped!

Pictures of Lexy the fatty!

Kenapa pegang anjing!!! Teehee.

Lexy and Hippo!

At central park!

This is what she does half the time when we ask her to walk -_-. And we wonder why she is fat.

We saw a few other Maltese, and one was about the same length, but super different in width.

This is what she kept wanting us to do hmph.

Every time I bend down to check on her, she will climb onto me because Fatty doesn’t feel like walking. And when I carry her instead of looking tired and groggy like she pretended she was, she will look all around excitedly as if I am some tour bus ok.

Dai sei so short and fat. (no more like owner like dog jokes okay you think funny or what pui.)

We were seriously going “Lexy comeee… walk laaaaa please walk laaaa”.

Finally!

Okay tired already bye.

And oh, happy birthday Slutty!!!

“Don’t angry la, if you not slutty, where got people dare to put on the cake right or not?”

Happy 22nd baby!

I am such a wisher. HAHA.

None of us are strangers anymore.

Panty and I brought Lexy darling out today!!!

First time at a mall, and she behaved surprisingly well. She stayed in my bag on the chair obediently during lunch (at a halal place omg I feel so criminalish haha).

I was walking around saying hello to people who wants to touch her, and smiling at other dog owners -_-. And to think a few months ago I was anti-animal!

Lexy with funny hair.

I’ve been having too much Koko Krunch, for breakfast lunch dinner and supper.

I keep having half my meals at home, because everything seems so pale in comparison to KK, so then I just have bowls of KK after. Which is weird.

This afternoon I asked Didi to come in for KK instead of our initial plans to go to Chili’s. I was actually half serious but nobody wanted to layan me le sigh so sad. KK pwns Chili’s any day ok! But the molten chocolate cake is still the best.

Ahhh there goes my whole study day. B’s been very fierce at our study group nights huhuhu.

How many pages you study already! Have you even finished one chapter! Can you stop walking around and sit down and study! You don’t go online so long ah you come here and read!

Better study hard or Aunty Chong will come wallop you!

No, no, joking. I owe any sense of self-control to him, and half the credit of passing my papers (if I do WTH I HOPE I DO). Loveloves!

Who else will come sit with me every night to make sure I study at least a little bit!

I need to freaking not rely on people to make me study.

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I am as of now, blogging in the comforts of my own home : ) : ) : ).

Take that Siesiefart!

I’ve been so tired so tired, and I miss my loves! My LuDa and my BB!!!

I did the horriblest vegetablest thing ever today the moment I got up, which got me feeling very lost the entire morning! Guilt trip to the maximums lead to last minute rushes rushes. And seeing as me driving + me rushing usually = disaster, it really didn’t turn out so bad, I guess.

Except I also realised today the freaking amount of economics work I need to know, and that I DON’T know at all. This is why I never put importance in going for classes! I go for most of my classes and still I seem to not know anything one, so what for, make me feel stupid and sad only. : (

Going to start studying tomorrow! Less than 2 weeks to exams, means less than a month to holiday!!!!!

My two major holiday plans:

1. Climb Mount Kinabalu.

What.
Wassup.
Dannyboy ‘challenged’ me, but psht, what’s the big deal man. Sap sap sui laaaa.

Ok ok if this seems quite impossible, wait till you hear my next!

2. DRIVE to Vietfreakingnam hahaha.

Slutty keeps saying it’s possible. If it is I want to go I want to go isn’t it the coolest to drive through A FEW countries! Petrol will kill us halfway hahahaha.

Don’t mind me, exams only makes people think of holidays one, don’t you think? Plus this will be my last holiday in a loooong while. Seeing as internship at the end of the year will kill my December holiday (OH NOOO) and my March holiday. -_- Why like this one.

If anyone loves their holidays, it’s me okay : (. So I get really emotional thinking about no holidays hehehehehehe. What. It’s the one thing I’m passionate about, it’s my one true loveeee.

And and and I see so many people having damn chat long holidays, so it makes me feel even worse so if you all got holidays you all pretend don’t have! Then only I will be your friend *winks.

Okay I am retarded at 3am. Or actually apparently all the time -_-.

Speaking of which, I was at The Cave the other day, which I have pictures of but I am bit lazy to upload them, haha and first of all it is the coolest place! In ss2 wth (just in case I find something better). It’s called the couple cafe and restaurant, haha but you don’t really have to just go as a couple. I went my first time with Daddy and che.

“Daddyyyy I’m supposed to come with VoonYing here first you knowwwww why you bring meeeee then how nowwwww.”

“Aiyah just come again lah. If you want to, you can pretend you haven’t been here I won’t tell.”

-_-

And then I went with B! They offered me a scarf cause I was seemed cold, the service there is really good! But the food there is ok ok laaa. The appetizers are good though wth have I turned into one of those food bloggers hehehehe *blush. Omg okay back to my story. Last weekend I was there with Dandan and Kenbie (ya they allow threesomes one JUST KIDDING LOVE YOU B), and I wanted to go to the toilet, so I walked past this waiter, trying to look for the toilet, and he asked me “miss are you looking for the washroom?”

“No I’m looking for the washroom.”
“The washroom?”
“No.”

Silent moment.

“OMG YES I AM LOOKING FOR THE TOILET!”

Why ah. Why my brain like this one ah. I could hear what he was saying clearly… He was talking in a normal (non-whispery) tone… so I was damn shy cause it was right in between these two tables… I’m quite sure they heard…

I was so sad you know.

Of course I told the boys and hoped they will sympathize but instead every time that waiter walked pass they will go “EH YOU LOOKING FOR THE WASHROOM AH?” which is damn annoying.

Oh oh anyway back to happier things. I got Lexy a leash today! And I let her outside for the first time! Yayyy for being fully vaccinated!

This is going very well with my plan to um, make her more fit. My baby is overweight, at 4 months lemme just die la. When Daddy found out he kept going “like owner like dog eh hahahaha” wah damn irritating this Jimmy Oo.

She’s not even that big! But her tummy is huuuuge, so she’s too heavy for her size, which might lead to knee dislocation and other scary things, so I HAVE to put her on a diet and have her exercise more le sigh so young with weight problems hahahaha.

Updates of Lexy tricks: sit, paw, down, rollover.

Actually I haven’t thought her anything new in about two weeks. What to teach what to teach. Stay is a failure because Glutton never stays still when she sees food wth.

Food for thought hahaha.

I’m a proud mommy! HEE.

Oh btw, Sie are you feeling better from the fall? : D (I am just concerned hahahahahahaha)

Amazed.

Woke up lateish today for the first time in a looooong time. Because I am a good student la what.

The first thing I did today was make a list of things I was going to do today. I kept it short and sweet because that’s the recipe to success right or not. Aim low wtf. I used to have a book in form 3 or something titled “aim low” and everyday I’d just write the homework I MUST do (if not kena punished that type), because at least I’d be able to finish things I write. Good habit right!

Actually B found it a while back, and I cannot believe a lot of the things I wrote in there -____-. Le sigh.

So this is my list:

* Do statistics tutorial OR read one chapter of statistics.
* Clean room bookshelf area only.
* Run around the house to find missing clothingssss.

Okay what. Not bad what.

At 3 am here is my updated list!!!

* Do statistics tutorial OR read one chapter of statistics.
* Clean room bookshelf area only.
* Run around the house to find missing clothingssss.

Ya nothing updated wtf why like this.

Instead of spending my afternoon productively, I became a… chef for Esther and friends. Ya allah why do I let her do these kind of things to me. They decided to have a Twister picnic in the middle of the living room (Twister because they used the Twister mat as their picnic mat wth), and Kakak took their orders, while I cooked.

Yah, okay, very sad.

Was initially supposed to have dinner at Tony’s, when guess what!

Are you ready!!!

Ma and Dy decided to go for a wedding dinner.
Esther is invited.
And alsoooo, Kakak is invited.

And here is the best part!!!

I AM NOT.

WTF IS THIS IF THIS IS NOT MCS I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. HOW CAN EVERYBODY BE INVITED SPECIFICALLY EXCEPT FOR ME. IN MY FACE SOMEMORE.

“Eh Joyce can you have dinner tomorrow instead? Because Uncle WTV said to bring Kakak along so you stay at home and jaga the house la ya? Can cook maggi mee or something ma!”

Hehehe ya lor so lucky me got maggi mee to eat!

Pui.

But then everybody decided to come over and we had our own Twister picnic in the living room wth. Which of course, Esther came home only to exclaim loudly when she saw us, “OMG er che I thought you say very stupid one sit on the floor, WHY YOU DO?”

Why must she always say me in front of people ah I want to smack her one really really really. ALWAYS.

Anyway I decided to upload pictures the old school way instead of in a gallery, which is DAMN TIRING. Actually I am just about to start uploading, but I can feel the mafanness coming on already! So psychic of me!

Lexy is growing super fast, or at least growing FAT super fast :/.

Lexy look at mommy!

Why. Cannot. Sit. Still.

She can sit, down, and paw now! And is still incredibly hyper when it comes to food sigh. I was making her do tricks while going
“Lexy why are you such a greedy monster? Huh why are you such a glutton Lexy why!”

And all of a sudden from behind me I heard a high pitched
“I’m just taking after you mummy!”

Some people never kena smack before one -_-.

Followed Panty to his mom’s hometown the other weekend. Crazy hot and I’ve been warned it would be quite ulu, and I guess I QUITE expected it to look like this:

Hi Terlong *jaw drops.

Smacked right in the middle of the sea half an hour away from any form of real land. O.O

So it was showering with rain water, peeing into the sea, walking around, having no reception, and curry meehoon morning, day, and night. No kidding about the curry.

Had the opportunity to follow a fisherman out to catch siham. Damn exciting. No seriously, I’ve never witnessed anything half as real!

This is one of the sampans we stood on to fish :/.

Me fishing! I think I am a natural because I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT A FISH THAT DAY.

Which is a big deal, because Panty who supposedly knows more about the skills of fishing and all the jazz did not even after hoursss. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Loser.

Instead, he caught a jelly fish. Or more like scooped a jelly fish out of the sea.

Me and my fish!!!

I decided to let it go because I am noble like that. And uh, also because the fisherman told me it’s not very nice to eat humm.

One last look before letting it go *sentimental.

Still releasing my fish heehee.

Hotness of the weather illustrated through Aunty Chong’s facial expression.

Me eating super fresh crabs in my red scarf.

No la bluff you only it’s a towel. I say this because Tan Ken Wei believed that it is really scarf when he saw the picture… Why are my friends like this?

Me, Siesie, and Slutty’s forehead.

HAHAHAHA REMPIT.

Barbequeeee. Baby why your face must be like that!!!

Apparently I am very good at looking like a ghost.

So because we brought a hammer down to hammer the coal (due to some people’s lack of ability to start fire efficiently heehee), I put my hair down in front of my face and held the hammer high upright as we walked back to the condo. At 12am.

Doesn’t it sound creepy doesn’t it doesn’t it!

We had a great view which I never noticed after being many times, so I HAD to take a picture right?

I sat on the pool bench. I propped my knees up to use it as an alternative to a tripod, and I had my hands super still, while setting the mode to “night scenery”.

This is the result (best out of 5 pui):

I WANT TO SMACK THE CAMERA LA.

Anyway the floating redish thing at the top is Genting lah *rude tone cause quite upset wth.

Speaking of which, these are from Genting.

Who is that mysterious man next to me wth.

Was it you B??? -___- why am I so lame ah where do I get that from.

Yo wassup wth.

Why hello there hahaha.

IS THAT MY EYE *GASP.

Why look like kena forced to take picture one.

Waiting to scare people. :/

Success? B you so scary!!! Hahaha I am so encouraging.

Okay endendend pictures are so tiring and this is one of the longest post I’ve ever written in my… six years of blogging. I think I took more than half an hour no thanks to wordpress’s super mafan uploading options!

<3

Haven’t you people ever heard of?

Bloody helllllll. My throat is killing me.

Hurts even to swallow saliva how how how.

Supposedly I should stop whining like a bitch until I stop eating foods that will make it worse, and sleep enough.

-_-

I don’t know how to organize photos in the gallery : (, so oh well.

#1. Lexy watching TV with me.

#2. Okay, more like Lexy sleeping while I watch TV.

#3. Panty and me in Genting!

#4. GO MAN U GO wtf.

#5. Azri, Slutty and me! We draped the jacket over Slutty’s blue betrayer shirt, ignored Slutty’s “OMG I look like I’m being raped la” cries and look at Azri’s pose!

#6. Baby why you wearing blue!!!

#7. Lexy in her true colours.

#8. Lulu got a non moving shot of her *GASP. BRAVO.

#9. This is the only type of non moving shot I can get.

#10. This is what we call “siu siong kong” or “slap you la lemme take another one please”.

#11. Who the hell is that in the background.

#12 – #15. Me trying to take shots of our Manchester Unitedness, and Slutty being annoying just because.

#16 – #17. Siesie reading newspaper wtf.

Yay yay glory glory or whatever! Actually bluff you only I fell asleep within 15 minutes of the game. Despite the many many screams for me to wake up.

Too many things to get done by the end of the month! And maybe I need more sleep.

Learn a bit about how to give and take.

I’m sorry I made the last week such a hard week :/.

And so I owe many many loves. To Beks who is there for every single freaking thing, to the BB who keeps checking up on me and to Lulu who sends breakfast daily because apparently ‘breakfast cures everything’. -_-

And after spending a day escorting VIPs up on stage like a freak, and a day handling registration under the hot sun, and many many frustrated feelings in between, I had a pretty decent last couple of days!

Had failed overnight MahJong but I had the mostest chips at the end of the night because I am just so good la *smug wtf.

Played 007 with a bunch of drunks while I haven’t had a single drink, but I still managed to lose so badly within the first few rounds. How can my reflexes be worse than red faced, slurred words people!!!

Was at Xlive over the weekend with my baby! Was a difficult choice, bukit tinggi with the best friends or genting with the boyfriend and his friends. But it turned out quite awesome possum! Was also considering the possibility of going to neither because it would mean leaving Lexy dearest for consecutive days. Ha-ha-ha.

But Esther and Ma convinced me it would be okay, and I was actually quite surprised at the amount of um, dedication Ma gave wtf. And Lexy is now a fatty! No more accusations of me feeding her too little or whatever.

Back to school today, boohoo. Assignments and lectures and tutorials and meetings and redoing proposals, ewww.

And a million years from now.

Over the week.

#1. Lexy in the car!

#2. HAIR THAT HAS FINALLY SEEN DAYLIGHT. Still fugly, but you should have seen when it JUST happened sigh.

#3. Lexy and me!

#4. Ze and A.D and me!

#5. 20th month in Cova.

#6. Saisaki, I think.

#7. Chili’s?

#8. A while back when B went for ice cream buffet and had a grand total of… 3 scoops *CLAP CLAP*. Lousy like anything.

#9. She likes string and plays with it like a cat -_-.

#10. Choo Lexy!

#11. Tickle tickle!

#12. Furkid (I HATE THE TERM).

Thank God for bulk resizing and bulk uploads heehee.

Hi you.

Sigh, first of, why is my internet so annoying one!!!

I’m so tired so tired so tired today cause I had just about the longest day ever. I was in school for almost 10 hours!

Which got me wondering, when did I become like this?!

In primary school I was the kind that got caned everyday *SHY. Cause I came from a chinese school which indirectly means abusive school! Never do homework also cane! So then I changed my tactics and bluff all teachers I lost my books but then when they told me to buy a new one and fill out everything again I tell them “OH I FOUND IT UNDER MY BED”. I used to think it was pure genius, now I think they’re plain retarded if they actually believed me : (.

And in secondary school I never used to be gungho about school like thingies. I mean, I think the most involved I was in school was when I washed the toilets ya allah damn sad case. But it wasn’t my fault cause teachers liked picking on me one. Which I have no idea why because I think I am very sweet wtf and shameless apparently.

Pn Shyamala chased us out all the freaking time. “GET OUT LA GIRL GET OUT LA”. Wtf. And Pn Daljit used to make us sweep the floor IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. Supposedly on the day that we had our duties, the class is always the dirtiest -_-. Please lah the class is forever dirty ok. And my mod math teacher always give me 2 over 10 for homework one so kiamsiap! And Pn Lam who called us sor pohs (!!!!!). The atrocity! Where can chinchai call people names one! Pn Vimala made us run laps around the field in our baju kurung because the entire class didn’t bring a book or something. And supposedly we got extra laps for laughing at the punishment. It is damn stupid what! And what about sitting under the hot sun, each person to an entire parking lot, and cleaning the canteen, and cleaning various areas of the school compound.

We we us us because the BB is always by my side *sayangs. HAHAHA. The worst is when we had to hide near the drain because rumour has it some teacher was chasing us on a motor when we ran out of school during recess while well, many many prefects shouted after us teehee. She was also the one who always pretends to have period so we can go to the ‘toilet’ long enough to eat mashed potatoes and come back hahaha. And then I will pretend to walk behind her to cover her invisible stain ya allah. Supposedly I had bad acting so she gets the major roles, like a superstar. -_____-.

We also chose to buy our form 5 experiment from Toys R Us….. It was a bulb that well, lighted. And then we showed Pn Saik, and she’s like,

“What does it do?”
“Uh.. there! It can light, then if you disconnect this part no more light!”

The look on her face was, I’d describe as, sympathetic. Almost as if to say, YA ALLAH WHY MY STUDENTS LIKE THIS ONE. In my defense, I was a really good student in Chemistry okay. Sometimes when we skip school in the morning already, we still rush back to school in the middle of the day to attend Chemistry class, and then leave again -_-. Do you see anybody as dedicated ah!

Our class attendance was fantastic! 25 people before recess, 5 after recess haha after climbing walls in baju kurungs.

Then in A levels I was really good because I attended majority of my classes, but only to sleep wtf. I still don’t know how I did it. Because it was consistently every single day that I walk into every class and I fall asleep almost right away. Then I get up, walk to the next class, and sleep again! To the point that when I’m awake Mr Khoo will comment on how “eh Joyce nice to see you decided to join us today” luckily they still took my attendance *blush.

Look where I am now! Attending all classes and volunteering at jagaing booths and attending late late meetings and organising welfare events -________-. I am such a good influence to the college WTF JUST JOKING haha.

Truthfully……. I kind of hate where I am now.

I’m just not cut out for gunghoness and work. I like lazing my days in school and never having anything very important to do. But it’s time to grow up grow up and accept things le sigh.

So tomorrow on a public holiday I am going to school before 8am. LUCKY ME!!!

But thankfully after that it’s no school for almost 4 days, and hopefully a fantastic getaway from it all before I come back to a super assignment filled week.

Oh and what with Lexy constantly misbehaving when I am not home, and I don’t know why. Because when I’m sleeping or when I’m ignoring her using the computer, she goes to the toilet by herself, and she never ever pees outside her pads. But for the past 2 days she’s been peeing on the floor when I’ve been in school.

And so I come home and the only solution I have is to speak very loudly at her when she does it, but she never does!

Okay ya this post very long already I am very stressed so loves are welcomed okay byebye!

The melodies almost made me sick.

Quick updates on Roxy before I head out!

First of, Roxy is no longer Roxy. Roxy was tentative, and when I got so many “HAR ROXY AH?” from *ahem family peoples, Roxy is now Alexis (Lexy for short), the first name I wanted to name her but I didn’t want her to have a human-ish name, for some odd reason. I picked Roxy because it sounded like Lexy wtf. But oh well, I know nobody named Alexis yet, so all is good!

She is finally independent enough for me to feel only SLIGHTLY worrysome when I leave. She tries to follow me out of the room if she sees me leave, but if I distract her with her favourite toy then she’s usually alright. I come home now to find her wee wee pad filled with well, pee and poo. But nothing outside the pad : D! I AM OFFICIALLY A PROUD MAMA.

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Okay didn’t get to finish blogging my quick update because Panty came earlier than expected hmph.

Guess what happened!!

Just as we were discussing the sei-for-ness of the car because the petrol light has been on for a while, and Panty was still “eh got Shell on the way ah”. CAR GOING TO DIE ALREADY STILL SO HIGH CLASS FOR WHAT.

So we were just like “eh how ah die how ah”. And all of a sudden..

“OMG SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!”
“WHAT!!!”
“DIE!!!”
“Hahahahahaha yaaaa.”

(because if you know my boyfriend you know he is that irritating one okay, like to bluff people die already then laugh at people that kind)

“SHIT BABY REALLY DIE ALREADY!!!”
“Really meh??!”

WTF WE WERE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. OMGS. With car honkings and everything!

B went to get petrol from a nearby station while I waited in the car and layaned people STILL honking (wtf?) and offering to “mau tolak? mau tolak? kami kasih tolak!!!” complete with hand motions by lorry peoples sighhh.

Anyway back to Lexy. Her favourite toy is very sadly the toilet paper roll. Every time I see the tiniest dog toys I’ll buy them only to find out that her mouth is never big enough. Why like this one!

I gave most of her toys to Cassie che che, leaving Lexy with things like toilet rolls and thick string and tissue paper le sigh. Mummy keeps coming into my room and going

“WHY GOT SO MUCH RUBBISH ON THE FLOOR YOU ARE SUCH A MESSY GIRL” *picks up toilet roll and tissue paper*
“Noooo it’s Lexy’s toys!!!”

-_________-

Now I look like some cheapskate toy buyer huhuhu. Somemore must kena say messy.

And you know what this lack of interesting things has come to! It has turned my Lexy into a little monster! She has no proper chew toy (toilet rolls are hardly chewable), so she chews on… everything else. We let her ‘make friends’ with Cassidy Oo, who is only about 10 times bigger (literally), and yet Lexy is the one chasing Cassie around, attacking her with the monster mouth!

Somemore she makes me look really bad because she acts as if I completely starve her. When I do not! Her stomach is way too small but her appetite is the opposite. So she jumps about her box filled with foods/treats, and when I ignore her she sits/lies there and look at me as if she is very pitiful -_-. Sometimes got whining sound somemore pui.

Everybody who sees her keeps commenting on how she looks soooo hungry, and I should give her more food or treats, but the thing is nobody understands that her body cannot take it one! I tried giving her more food and she diarrhea-ed the night away. THEN WHO HAVE TO CLEAN THE BACKSIDE.

Which is not even the worst part. Who has to see her cry!!!

So I rather see her hungry thank you very much wtf. But I am gradually increasing her food amount until hopefully greedy choo stops being such a sad case.

Such as yesterday when she seemed EXTRA crazily hungry, and I felt bad and gave her a bit more, and Esther felt bad and gave her a bit more, and by a bit more I mean FOUR kibbles?! Four tiny little 5mm diameter of dog food and I was woken up at 8am this morning to find out that she has diarrhea!

Only very slightly, but can you imagine what giving 10 extra little kibbles that ‘should do no harm’ will do to her?

A LOT OF HARM LA THEN.

Okay okay obsessive period over. Pictahzz.

YAY GOT BULK UPLOAD!

Except I dunno la how to caption the unorganized bunch individually so lemme do it here.

#1. Me and Beks at Esther’s garden party -_-.

#2. Lexy and my fugly hair that has not seen daylight WTF.

#3. <3.

#4. Many loves!

#5. My other baby who turns 5 today!!!

#6 and #7. Cut cake ceremony!

#8 – #12. Magic show wtf. CAN YOU SEE WHO THE TWO OVERGROWN PARTICIPANTS ARE!!! (NOT ME).

#13. Esther’s real birthday with the Kakaks.

#14. Esther and Lexy!

#15. Baby who loves me most and wants a robot for today.

#16. If I took 100 pictures of Lexy when she’s awake, 99 will turn out like this.

#17. Sleeping while I’m doing my work (and fugly hair).

TOODLES.