My Konstantine.

It’s 5am and finals is in less than a week *diesdiesdies.

Because of overnight mahjong on Saturday night, followed by bringing Lexy to Central Park for Dog Olympics (which is crazy tiring, almost like taking walks in parks), I slept for 11 hours last night -_-.

What a freaking waste of time!

I haven’t covered 10% of the syllabus yet teehee, am I walloped or am I walloped!

Pictures of Lexy the fatty!

Kenapa pegang anjing!!! Teehee.

Lexy and Hippo!

At central park!

This is what she does half the time when we ask her to walk -_-. And we wonder why she is fat.

We saw a few other Maltese, and one was about the same length, but super different in width.

This is what she kept wanting us to do hmph.

Every time I bend down to check on her, she will climb onto me because Fatty doesn’t feel like walking. And when I carry her instead of looking tired and groggy like she pretended she was, she will look all around excitedly as if I am some tour bus ok.

Dai sei so short and fat. (no more like owner like dog jokes okay you think funny or what pui.)

We were seriously going “Lexy comeee… walk laaaaa please walk laaaa”.

Finally!

Okay tired already bye.

And oh, happy birthday Slutty!!!

“Don’t angry la, if you not slutty, where got people dare to put on the cake right or not?”

Happy 22nd baby!

I am such a wisher. HAHA.

None of us are strangers anymore.

Panty and I brought Lexy darling out today!!!

First time at a mall, and she behaved surprisingly well. She stayed in my bag on the chair obediently during lunch (at a halal place omg I feel so criminalish haha).

I was walking around saying hello to people who wants to touch her, and smiling at other dog owners -_-. And to think a few months ago I was anti-animal!

Lexy with funny hair.

I’ve been having too much Koko Krunch, for breakfast lunch dinner and supper.

I keep having half my meals at home, because everything seems so pale in comparison to KK, so then I just have bowls of KK after. Which is weird.

This afternoon I asked Didi to come in for KK instead of our initial plans to go to Chili’s. I was actually half serious but nobody wanted to layan me le sigh so sad. KK pwns Chili’s any day ok! But the molten chocolate cake is still the best.

Ahhh there goes my whole study day. B’s been very fierce at our study group nights huhuhu.

How many pages you study already! Have you even finished one chapter! Can you stop walking around and sit down and study! You don’t go online so long ah you come here and read!

Better study hard or Aunty Chong will come wallop you!

No, no, joking. I owe any sense of self-control to him, and half the credit of passing my papers (if I do WTH I HOPE I DO). Loveloves!

Who else will come sit with me every night to make sure I study at least a little bit!

I need to freaking not rely on people to make me study.

142978.

I am as of now, blogging in the comforts of my own home : ) : ) : ).

Take that Siesiefart!

I’ve been so tired so tired, and I miss my loves! My LuDa and my BB!!!

I did the horriblest vegetablest thing ever today the moment I got up, which got me feeling very lost the entire morning! Guilt trip to the maximums lead to last minute rushes rushes. And seeing as me driving + me rushing usually = disaster, it really didn’t turn out so bad, I guess.

Except I also realised today the freaking amount of economics work I need to know, and that I DON’T know at all. This is why I never put importance in going for classes! I go for most of my classes and still I seem to not know anything one, so what for, make me feel stupid and sad only. : (

Going to start studying tomorrow! Less than 2 weeks to exams, means less than a month to holiday!!!!!

My two major holiday plans:

1. Climb Mount Kinabalu.

What.
Wassup.
Dannyboy ‘challenged’ me, but psht, what’s the big deal man. Sap sap sui laaaa.

Ok ok if this seems quite impossible, wait till you hear my next!

2. DRIVE to Vietfreakingnam hahaha.

Slutty keeps saying it’s possible. If it is I want to go I want to go isn’t it the coolest to drive through A FEW countries! Petrol will kill us halfway hahahaha.

Don’t mind me, exams only makes people think of holidays one, don’t you think? Plus this will be my last holiday in a loooong while. Seeing as internship at the end of the year will kill my December holiday (OH NOOO) and my March holiday. -_- Why like this one.

If anyone loves their holidays, it’s me okay : (. So I get really emotional thinking about no holidays hehehehehehe. What. It’s the one thing I’m passionate about, it’s my one true loveeee.

And and and I see so many people having damn chat long holidays, so it makes me feel even worse so if you all got holidays you all pretend don’t have! Then only I will be your friend *winks.

Okay I am retarded at 3am. Or actually apparently all the time -_-.

Speaking of which, I was at The Cave the other day, which I have pictures of but I am bit lazy to upload them, haha and first of all it is the coolest place! In ss2 wth (just in case I find something better). It’s called the couple cafe and restaurant, haha but you don’t really have to just go as a couple. I went my first time with Daddy and che.

“Daddyyyy I’m supposed to come with VoonYing here first you knowwwww why you bring meeeee then how nowwwww.”

“Aiyah just come again lah. If you want to, you can pretend you haven’t been here I won’t tell.”

-_-

And then I went with B! They offered me a scarf cause I was seemed cold, the service there is really good! But the food there is ok ok laaa. The appetizers are good though wth have I turned into one of those food bloggers hehehehe *blush. Omg okay back to my story. Last weekend I was there with Dandan and Kenbie (ya they allow threesomes one JUST KIDDING LOVE YOU B), and I wanted to go to the toilet, so I walked past this waiter, trying to look for the toilet, and he asked me “miss are you looking for the washroom?”

“No I’m looking for the washroom.”
“The washroom?”
“No.”

Silent moment.

“OMG YES I AM LOOKING FOR THE TOILET!”

Why ah. Why my brain like this one ah. I could hear what he was saying clearly… He was talking in a normal (non-whispery) tone… so I was damn shy cause it was right in between these two tables… I’m quite sure they heard…

I was so sad you know.

Of course I told the boys and hoped they will sympathize but instead every time that waiter walked pass they will go “EH YOU LOOKING FOR THE WASHROOM AH?” which is damn annoying.

Oh oh anyway back to happier things. I got Lexy a leash today! And I let her outside for the first time! Yayyy for being fully vaccinated!

This is going very well with my plan to um, make her more fit. My baby is overweight, at 4 months lemme just die la. When Daddy found out he kept going “like owner like dog eh hahahaha” wah damn irritating this Jimmy Oo.

She’s not even that big! But her tummy is huuuuge, so she’s too heavy for her size, which might lead to knee dislocation and other scary things, so I HAVE to put her on a diet and have her exercise more le sigh so young with weight problems hahahaha.

Updates of Lexy tricks: sit, paw, down, rollover.

Actually I haven’t thought her anything new in about two weeks. What to teach what to teach. Stay is a failure because Glutton never stays still when she sees food wth.

Food for thought hahaha.

I’m a proud mommy! HEE.

Oh btw, Sie are you feeling better from the fall? : D (I am just concerned hahahahahahaha)

Amazed.

Woke up lateish today for the first time in a looooong time. Because I am a good student la what.

The first thing I did today was make a list of things I was going to do today. I kept it short and sweet because that’s the recipe to success right or not. Aim low wtf. I used to have a book in form 3 or something titled “aim low” and everyday I’d just write the homework I MUST do (if not kena punished that type), because at least I’d be able to finish things I write. Good habit right!

Actually B found it a while back, and I cannot believe a lot of the things I wrote in there -____-. Le sigh.

So this is my list:

* Do statistics tutorial OR read one chapter of statistics.
* Clean room bookshelf area only.
* Run around the house to find missing clothingssss.

Okay what. Not bad what.

At 3 am here is my updated list!!!

* Do statistics tutorial OR read one chapter of statistics.
* Clean room bookshelf area only.
* Run around the house to find missing clothingssss.

Ya nothing updated wtf why like this.

Instead of spending my afternoon productively, I became a… chef for Esther and friends. Ya allah why do I let her do these kind of things to me. They decided to have a Twister picnic in the middle of the living room (Twister because they used the Twister mat as their picnic mat wth), and Kakak took their orders, while I cooked.

Yah, okay, very sad.

Was initially supposed to have dinner at Tony’s, when guess what!

Are you ready!!!

Ma and Dy decided to go for a wedding dinner.
Esther is invited.
And alsoooo, Kakak is invited.

And here is the best part!!!

I AM NOT.

WTF IS THIS IF THIS IS NOT MCS I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. HOW CAN EVERYBODY BE INVITED SPECIFICALLY EXCEPT FOR ME. IN MY FACE SOMEMORE.

“Eh Joyce can you have dinner tomorrow instead? Because Uncle WTV said to bring Kakak along so you stay at home and jaga the house la ya? Can cook maggi mee or something ma!”

Hehehe ya lor so lucky me got maggi mee to eat!

Pui.

But then everybody decided to come over and we had our own Twister picnic in the living room wth. Which of course, Esther came home only to exclaim loudly when she saw us, “OMG er che I thought you say very stupid one sit on the floor, WHY YOU DO?”

Why must she always say me in front of people ah I want to smack her one really really really. ALWAYS.

Anyway I decided to upload pictures the old school way instead of in a gallery, which is DAMN TIRING. Actually I am just about to start uploading, but I can feel the mafanness coming on already! So psychic of me!

Lexy is growing super fast, or at least growing FAT super fast :/.

Lexy look at mommy!

Why. Cannot. Sit. Still.

She can sit, down, and paw now! And is still incredibly hyper when it comes to food sigh. I was making her do tricks while going
“Lexy why are you such a greedy monster? Huh why are you such a glutton Lexy why!”

And all of a sudden from behind me I heard a high pitched
“I’m just taking after you mummy!”

Some people never kena smack before one -_-.

Followed Panty to his mom’s hometown the other weekend. Crazy hot and I’ve been warned it would be quite ulu, and I guess I QUITE expected it to look like this:

Hi Terlong *jaw drops.

Smacked right in the middle of the sea half an hour away from any form of real land. O.O

So it was showering with rain water, peeing into the sea, walking around, having no reception, and curry meehoon morning, day, and night. No kidding about the curry.

Had the opportunity to follow a fisherman out to catch siham. Damn exciting. No seriously, I’ve never witnessed anything half as real!

This is one of the sampans we stood on to fish :/.

Me fishing! I think I am a natural because I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT A FISH THAT DAY.

Which is a big deal, because Panty who supposedly knows more about the skills of fishing and all the jazz did not even after hoursss. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Loser.

Instead, he caught a jelly fish. Or more like scooped a jelly fish out of the sea.

Me and my fish!!!

I decided to let it go because I am noble like that. And uh, also because the fisherman told me it’s not very nice to eat humm.

One last look before letting it go *sentimental.

Still releasing my fish heehee.

Hotness of the weather illustrated through Aunty Chong’s facial expression.

Me eating super fresh crabs in my red scarf.

No la bluff you only it’s a towel. I say this because Tan Ken Wei believed that it is really scarf when he saw the picture… Why are my friends like this?

Me, Siesie, and Slutty’s forehead.

HAHAHAHA REMPIT.

Barbequeeee. Baby why your face must be like that!!!

Apparently I am very good at looking like a ghost.

So because we brought a hammer down to hammer the coal (due to some people’s lack of ability to start fire efficiently heehee), I put my hair down in front of my face and held the hammer high upright as we walked back to the condo. At 12am.

Doesn’t it sound creepy doesn’t it doesn’t it!

We had a great view which I never noticed after being many times, so I HAD to take a picture right?

I sat on the pool bench. I propped my knees up to use it as an alternative to a tripod, and I had my hands super still, while setting the mode to “night scenery”.

This is the result (best out of 5 pui):

I WANT TO SMACK THE CAMERA LA.

Anyway the floating redish thing at the top is Genting lah *rude tone cause quite upset wth.

Speaking of which, these are from Genting.

Who is that mysterious man next to me wth.

Was it you B??? -___- why am I so lame ah where do I get that from.

Yo wassup wth.

Why hello there hahaha.

IS THAT MY EYE *GASP.

Why look like kena forced to take picture one.

Waiting to scare people. :/

Success? B you so scary!!! Hahaha I am so encouraging.

Okay endendend pictures are so tiring and this is one of the longest post I’ve ever written in my… six years of blogging. I think I took more than half an hour no thanks to wordpress’s super mafan uploading options!

<3

Haven’t you people ever heard of?

Bloody helllllll. My throat is killing me.

Hurts even to swallow saliva how how how.

Supposedly I should stop whining like a bitch until I stop eating foods that will make it worse, and sleep enough.

-_-

I don’t know how to organize photos in the gallery : (, so oh well.

#1. Lexy watching TV with me.

#2. Okay, more like Lexy sleeping while I watch TV.

#3. Panty and me in Genting!

#4. GO MAN U GO wtf.

#5. Azri, Slutty and me! We draped the jacket over Slutty’s blue betrayer shirt, ignored Slutty’s “OMG I look like I’m being raped la” cries and look at Azri’s pose!

#6. Baby why you wearing blue!!!

#7. Lexy in her true colours.

#8. Lulu got a non moving shot of her *GASP. BRAVO.

#9. This is the only type of non moving shot I can get.

#10. This is what we call “siu siong kong” or “slap you la lemme take another one please”.

#11. Who the hell is that in the background.

#12 – #15. Me trying to take shots of our Manchester Unitedness, and Slutty being annoying just because.

#16 – #17. Siesie reading newspaper wtf.

Yay yay glory glory or whatever! Actually bluff you only I fell asleep within 15 minutes of the game. Despite the many many screams for me to wake up.

Too many things to get done by the end of the month! And maybe I need more sleep.

And a million years from now.

Over the week.

#1. Lexy in the car!

#2. HAIR THAT HAS FINALLY SEEN DAYLIGHT. Still fugly, but you should have seen when it JUST happened sigh.

#3. Lexy and me!

#4. Ze and A.D and me!

#5. 20th month in Cova.

#6. Saisaki, I think.

#7. Chili’s?

#8. A while back when B went for ice cream buffet and had a grand total of… 3 scoops *CLAP CLAP*. Lousy like anything.

#9. She likes string and plays with it like a cat -_-.

#10. Choo Lexy!

#11. Tickle tickle!

#12. Furkid (I HATE THE TERM).

Thank God for bulk resizing and bulk uploads heehee.

The melodies almost made me sick.

Quick updates on Roxy before I head out!

First of, Roxy is no longer Roxy. Roxy was tentative, and when I got so many “HAR ROXY AH?” from *ahem family peoples, Roxy is now Alexis (Lexy for short), the first name I wanted to name her but I didn’t want her to have a human-ish name, for some odd reason. I picked Roxy because it sounded like Lexy wtf. But oh well, I know nobody named Alexis yet, so all is good!

She is finally independent enough for me to feel only SLIGHTLY worrysome when I leave. She tries to follow me out of the room if she sees me leave, but if I distract her with her favourite toy then she’s usually alright. I come home now to find her wee wee pad filled with well, pee and poo. But nothing outside the pad : D! I AM OFFICIALLY A PROUD MAMA.

- – - – -

Okay didn’t get to finish blogging my quick update because Panty came earlier than expected hmph.

Guess what happened!!

Just as we were discussing the sei-for-ness of the car because the petrol light has been on for a while, and Panty was still “eh got Shell on the way ah”. CAR GOING TO DIE ALREADY STILL SO HIGH CLASS FOR WHAT.

So we were just like “eh how ah die how ah”. And all of a sudden..

“OMG SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!”
“WHAT!!!”
“DIE!!!”
“Hahahahahaha yaaaa.”

(because if you know my boyfriend you know he is that irritating one okay, like to bluff people die already then laugh at people that kind)

“SHIT BABY REALLY DIE ALREADY!!!”
“Really meh??!”

WTF WE WERE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. OMGS. With car honkings and everything!

B went to get petrol from a nearby station while I waited in the car and layaned people STILL honking (wtf?) and offering to “mau tolak? mau tolak? kami kasih tolak!!!” complete with hand motions by lorry peoples sighhh.

Anyway back to Lexy. Her favourite toy is very sadly the toilet paper roll. Every time I see the tiniest dog toys I’ll buy them only to find out that her mouth is never big enough. Why like this one!

I gave most of her toys to Cassie che che, leaving Lexy with things like toilet rolls and thick string and tissue paper le sigh. Mummy keeps coming into my room and going

“WHY GOT SO MUCH RUBBISH ON THE FLOOR YOU ARE SUCH A MESSY GIRL” *picks up toilet roll and tissue paper*
“Noooo it’s Lexy’s toys!!!”

-_________-

Now I look like some cheapskate toy buyer huhuhu. Somemore must kena say messy.

And you know what this lack of interesting things has come to! It has turned my Lexy into a little monster! She has no proper chew toy (toilet rolls are hardly chewable), so she chews on… everything else. We let her ‘make friends’ with Cassidy Oo, who is only about 10 times bigger (literally), and yet Lexy is the one chasing Cassie around, attacking her with the monster mouth!

Somemore she makes me look really bad because she acts as if I completely starve her. When I do not! Her stomach is way too small but her appetite is the opposite. So she jumps about her box filled with foods/treats, and when I ignore her she sits/lies there and look at me as if she is very pitiful -_-. Sometimes got whining sound somemore pui.

Everybody who sees her keeps commenting on how she looks soooo hungry, and I should give her more food or treats, but the thing is nobody understands that her body cannot take it one! I tried giving her more food and she diarrhea-ed the night away. THEN WHO HAVE TO CLEAN THE BACKSIDE.

Which is not even the worst part. Who has to see her cry!!!

So I rather see her hungry thank you very much wtf. But I am gradually increasing her food amount until hopefully greedy choo stops being such a sad case.

Such as yesterday when she seemed EXTRA crazily hungry, and I felt bad and gave her a bit more, and Esther felt bad and gave her a bit more, and by a bit more I mean FOUR kibbles?! Four tiny little 5mm diameter of dog food and I was woken up at 8am this morning to find out that she has diarrhea!

Only very slightly, but can you imagine what giving 10 extra little kibbles that ‘should do no harm’ will do to her?

A LOT OF HARM LA THEN.

Okay okay obsessive period over. Pictahzz.

YAY GOT BULK UPLOAD!

Except I dunno la how to caption the unorganized bunch individually so lemme do it here.

#1. Me and Beks at Esther’s garden party -_-.

#2. Lexy and my fugly hair that has not seen daylight WTF.

#3. <3.

#4. Many loves!

#5. My other baby who turns 5 today!!!

#6 and #7. Cut cake ceremony!

#8 – #12. Magic show wtf. CAN YOU SEE WHO THE TWO OVERGROWN PARTICIPANTS ARE!!! (NOT ME).

#13. Esther’s real birthday with the Kakaks.

#14. Esther and Lexy!

#15. Baby who loves me most and wants a robot for today.

#16. If I took 100 pictures of Lexy when she’s awake, 99 will turn out like this.

#17. Sleeping while I’m doing my work (and fugly hair).

TOODLES.

Breathe in now.

Hello sweet sweet scent of home internet wtf.

Many many highlights of the weekend.

The worst is that I completely butchered my hair. Sigh. Stupid Esther la talk talk talk when I am busy being a hairstylist! -_-. It’s so bad, that she went like “umm why don’t you do like Marlene che che like that make the hair longer?”

PUT HAIR EXTENSIONS ON MY FRINGE HAR. Very smart la very smart.

I went to college the next day with curry puff hair. And right away Sie and Yu greeted me with “eh why your hair so funny today?” “eh why you look like aunty today?”

More like, EH CAN I SLAP YOU AH. Don’t know why the attitudes like that one pui them kaokaos.

And this is for you babe!

You know the night we all tried to surprise you and everybody was so afraid you already knew? It’s like, wth why everybody have so much confidence in your singmokness one! -_-.

Btw, you can quit from Baywatch cause now can be lounge singer already! HEEHEE. Ya I dunno why I am so annoying also.

There’s no one anything like you, and maybe that’s why you’re the only ever BB I will have! You’ve been the BB-est through and through! We’ll so grow old together wtf.

Happy birthday Ng Xiao Wernz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*winks so sexy one your name.

I’m always always always here, no questions asked, no judgements made.

Ooh pictures pictures wth.

This is me talking very nicely to the kids during Esther’s party.

This is what I get for being kind and nice at an 11 year old’s party.

Everybody, meet Roxy.

This is the moment I HAD to get her.

When was I ever an animal person? I have no idea either. Years and years of wondering why so many people around me actually bother with pets, and now here I am with my very own 500grams of joy (oh and Panty’s as well teehee)!

It’s been a crazy week because she’s only 6 weeks old, way too young *boo the pet shop, and she hasn’t gotten her vaccinations yet so I’ve been extra careful. Or rather, extra obsessive if anyone else chooses to rate me -_-.

But I can’t help it! If you had the chance to bring something up the best way you could, wouldn’t you want it that way!

I say she’s doing quite well! Being at an age where she is supposed to have almost no control over her bladder, she has only shit on the floor ONCE since I brought her home on Saturday! That’s less than 10% of the time! Peeing is 90% in the toilet as well! So clever right! Or maybe it’s the fact I wake up 6 times a night to bring her. Heh.

What I’ve been this week, is everything. I rush home right after school, I get all heavy hearted leaving, I go crazy at school when Esther messages me things like “I CANNOT FIND ROXY” wth.

“Why not???????????????????”
“Don’t know.”
“HOW CAN YOU LOSE HER??????????????”
“Don’t know.”

-____-.

I barely even leave the house unless I have to!

But because of this Roxy has had visitors! Panty who comes over everytime he’s not mugging for his finals, Beks, Chelle, Dada, Lulu, Mike and Sarah! Psht Yuyu why you not enthusiastic about my Roxy one! Unfriend you lu ka chai.

More Roxy!

This is Roxy sleeping in her triple P.

This is Roxy climbing out of her triple P to come sleep next to my pillow.

This used to be her favourite sleeping position before she figured out I moved about too much and got annoyed. Now she chooses to just sleep next to me.

This is her sleeping next to me while I am at the computer.

She also sleeps next to me while I’m doing my homework *smug so hardworking.

If you’re wondering why she’s always asleep in pictures, (besides the fact she’s usually sleeping 70% of the time), this is the first ever ever still picture I can get of her while she’s awake. Otherwise she just runs and tumbles around too much!

Teehee. That being said, naming her Roxy brought me luck cause the next day I had a mail saying I have an rm100 voucher from Roxy for my loyalty and support -_-. To my Roxy (dog)? 23498320483209423% loyalty and support yo!

(Don’t call me obsessive ah I angry one ah throw tomatoes at the next person who says that! If you say that I am not I offer you a kiss from Ng Wern Eik.)

P/S: WHY MY PICTURES ALL DIFFERENT SIZE.

Someone to love.

My whole body aches. : ( My shoulders are red and itchy and very muchly sunburned, and even carrying bags hurt! Then I have to have bouts of gastric today, which turned me into the whiny bitch I usually am not teehee. Plus my Windows Live Messenger is not working! So I have to use loser meebo : (.

Then I tried uploading all my pictures but it kept failing. I AM SO SAD.

But here I am with pictures again because I am such a non-giver-upper wth why is my english like this.

Siesie and me in camp torture!

Haha no lah just joking!

My team!! And me standing very weirdly I also dunno why.

All the other teams had really macho names like alpha, bravo and whatever, mine is called Easy. -________- Which is why everything was so easy for us wth why am I so lame.

Then I came home for a bit, and left for Kuantan with my dance team wtf.

Riri, Chelle, meeee, Yuyu. (hereon after referred to as R, C, me and Y wtfwtf)

Don’t you think we look so choreographed here! So when R pointed it out I was like “what the hell!” which explains my hand wth.

We taught R how to play mahjong so he won’t feel left out during gambling sessions heehee.

Mahjong training session! My face is where the flash is -_-.

Our host/driver/tourguide teehee.

Got up bright and early (at 12pm wtf) to go to the beach. Wheeeee. We were a bit rushy cause we didn’t want to be caught in the rain, but lo and behold, after the 3 of us shared ONE toilet and got dressed and everything, our darling host is still in his jammies!

So we mucked around outside.

This is C on the swing!

Me on the swing how come I look 10.

Us on the sweeeeng.

More time to camwhore!

Even more time to camwhore why is R liddis.

Off we go when R is finally pretty -_-.

Self-timering in the car!

Us er, shouting -_-.

So there we were, all pumped up and ready to go (cannot tell from our shouting faces meh), and then it started to rain -__________-.

WAH WHAT KIND OF SHIT LUCK IS THIS.

We tried suntanning in the car with the sunroof thingie opened, and traveled to different beaches across the town, but it only rained heavier so we went to the mall to play arcade games and such wth.

After the mall.

WHICH WAS SO FREAKY. The girl’s toilet had GUYS IN IT. And people hugging around and tickling around ewws ewws ewws. If I didn’t have to pee so badly I would have ran out right away huhuhu. Supposedly their best mall but it looks exactly like summit -_-.

Our next attempt at going to the beach!

Beach beach beach!

Before the sea when our hair is still pretty -_-.

Me and the pretty!

C and I finally at the beach!

Me at the beach!

Me and can you spot whooooo in the background!

Why is my hair like johnny bravo’s!

My girl and I wtf.

After the beach when the hair is no longer pretty (can compare to previous picture wtf).

Number 1 and number 3.

Number 2 and number 3.

McD’s by the beeeeach!

This is on the day we were leaving. I got darker or not! -_-.

Us in the car with our respective numbers.

Number 1. Why so yeng one.

Number 2. Er, why so not yeng one hehehehe.

Number 3.

Number 4!

And finally back with my babyyy. Why both our smiles so fake one ah!

Crush.

Yo wassuppppp!

I am freeeeeeee. NO SCHOOL NO EXAMS NO TESTS NOTHINGS!!!

Cannot put too big if not a lot of people will be sensitivities heehee.

Haha, I never felt more screwed up for finals before though. But all is well until doomsday! Which is in a month *waves hand nonchalantly. Unfortunately I have to start my holidays by going for compulsory camping…………. The track pants running shoes insect repellent kinds! And no panty or BB or any of my fatties.

Le sigh.

I hope I get to lose some weight -_-. We took a fat test today and my fat percentage super kaokao high, whyyyy. I must eat less per meal! Half my days I eat 5 meals a day, and for one or two meals I’ll eat double portions. Daddy says it is scary because I am already so fat but I still don’t want to control my diet whyyyy must my father say these kind of things to me! And why is Stella Oo not the fat one anymore!!!

Anyway, I’ve been looking like absolute crap these days, more than usual because I’ve been forcefully staying up for like 3 days or so to finish the syllabus :/.

This is me truly in my element! With the heaviest eyebags : (.

This is panty very muchly in his true colours! If you ignore the face.

This is what I looked like pre exam stress.

We went to Vincenzo for replacement Valentine’s! Cause on Valentine’s we were all bai tin gonging, teehee.

B and drink -_-.

Me and drink -____-.

Umm.. something we had there, I dunno what is it anymore.

Then we went to Ciao for chinese Valentine’s.

Sat outside to have a taste of mosquito bites!

Aunty Chong!

I dunno who is this but I think she is kind nice and extremely modest wth.

Then, my battery died. The end of my very informative food blogging! : D

Soulmate searching day!

My boyfriend and his boyfriend!

This is proof that I am in an abusive relationship CAN YOU SEE CAN YOU SEE! Huhuhu I am so scared.

XOXO,